I am from a well off family, and I got engaged to get married to a girl from Puygarrig. She is pretty, everybody here and at Perpignan considers her charming. The best thing about her is that she's very rich. Her aunt at Prades left her all her property. I shall be very happy.
My mother gave me an ancient ring, very beautiful, a family heirloom, and I added some diamonds to it, which cost me cool twelve thousands, and I intended it for my future wife.
My father likes antiques. Recently, he found a bronze statue of Venus on our land. My father is obsessed with it. It's certainly dates from Romans. It's made from copper, and represents the most beautiful woman, with the face somewhat cruel, but lovely. My father put her near the tennis court. Tennis is my passion, and I am a very good player.
On the morning of my wedding, there was a game of tennis on the court: Spanish muleteers against locals. I was all dressed to go, in my wedding gear, and stood watching. Muleteers won, and I decided to play too, to uphold the honour of the province. I wore that twelve thousands ring on my finger, and I couldn't play properly with it on. So, I put it on the Venus' finger, and won the game. Then I was in a hurry to go to the wedding, and forgot the ring. I had to give my wife a simple golden ring when we exchanged vows. I thought that I would give her the nice one when we got home. But when we did, I couldn't pull it off Venus' finger! She closed her hand and bent her finger! It's true, but I am afraid to talk about it, in case people decide that I am delusional. In short, I am "married" to that statue and I can't get the ring off, what should I do?

I need some new shounen-ai, yaoi, or shotacon manga to read. Any suggestions?
Don't mention these because I've read/watched them:
Ai no Kusabi
Boku no Pico
Junjo Romantica
Just My Luck
Koi wa Ina Mono Myona Mono
Lesson XX
Cut
Boy's Next Door
...But, I'm your teacher
Alchohal, Shirt and Kiss
Desire
Selfish Love
Our Kingdom
Hybrid Child
Sukisho
Lies & Kisses
Loveless
Enzai
Until The Full Moon
Madness
My Sexual Harassment
Ne, Sensei?
Papa to Kiss in the Dark
After I win
Angel's Feather
Author's Pet
Gakuen Heaven
Kichiku Megane
A cruel God Reigns
After I win
All Nippon Air Line
Alone in My King's Harem
Princess Princess
Brother
Can't Win With You!
Clan of the Nakagamis
Crimson Spell
Close the Last Door
Jazz
Kizuna: Bonds Of Love
Don't Say Anymore, Darling
Don't Blame Me
Steal Moon
Shout Out Loud!
Seduce Me After The Show
Ruff Love
Red Blinds The Foolish
Ichigenme...The First Class is Civil Law
Innocent Bird
Hero Heel
Hot Steamy Glasses
Happiness Recommended
Hana To Ryu
The Guilty
Skyscrapers of Oz
Okane na Gai
Necratoholic
Our Everlasting
Our Kingdom
Only The Ring Finger Knows
Hot Limit
Haru o Daiteita
Gerard & Jacques
Love Pistols
Empty Heart: Flase Love
Little Butterfly
Level C
Love Mode
Earthian
Descendants of Darkness
Monochrome Factor
Beyond My Touch
Antique Bakery
From Eroica with Love
Eerie Queerie!
Challengers
Hi Izuru Tokoro no Tenshi
Mirage of Blaze
Marginal Prince
Legal Drug
Voice or Noise
Wild Adapter
Pet Shop of Horrors
Natsu e no tobira
Gorgeous Carat
Kaze to Ki no Uta
Kotetsu Sangokushi
Patalliro!
Tokyo Babylon
Ryokunohara Meikyuu
Silver Diamond
T.E. Lawrence
Toma no Shinzo
Vassalord
Kyou Kara Maou
Il gatto sul G
And don't even mention Gravitation, please. （￣へ￣;;)